he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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