if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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