I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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