Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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