Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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