Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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