Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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