Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
and she was petting her beer can
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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