Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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