no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
