I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Houston, we have a blender
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My vagina is very pro this idea
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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