when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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