what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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