I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The best revenge is premature balding
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
This baby is an asshole
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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