Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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