you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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