Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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