On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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