she was so not down for the gang bang
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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