Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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