I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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