no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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