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If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.

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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

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(707): View more from California

I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor

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(845): View more from New York

Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.

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(416): View more from Toronto

So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout

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