she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Are my feet made of real feet?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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