just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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