Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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