remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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