I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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