Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We need to get me chipped asap
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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