HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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