glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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