we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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