i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I can't put those talents on a resume
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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