you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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