i just google imaged poop.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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