im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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