I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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