Can i not drive my cunt home
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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