why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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