I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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