its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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