I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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