This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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