Christians are straight up FREAKS
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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