Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
they're like a gay fantastic four
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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