So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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