in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Couch. On fire.
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