Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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