You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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