Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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