Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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