i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
what if I'm pregnant?
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she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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