Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
how drunk are you?
Several
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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