so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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