Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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