Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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